Sales Projections and Pitch

EMULATE BIG PROFITABLE COMPANIES IN YOUR SALES PROJECTIONS AND YOUR PITCH
DON" UNDERSELL YOURSELF.....go for National Sales Manager: Hire an assistant with experience...fuck it, go for broke. Worst case scenario you are selling Kerby Vacuum cleaners until you start your own business...but at least you got the experience and made 200k last two years...what? Are they going to repo your house? NO. Are you going to default on your Mortgage? NO. Are you not going to make you car payment? NO..you could fuckin tend bar and make that payment. Go for it all or move back to Florida you fuckin pussy. I mean....fuuuuck. ;-)

It was such a good rant, i decided to post it here...for you.